(To the tune of I belong to Glasgow
I dinna belang to the Glaekit!
I belong tae Europe
Europe's affa doon
Since it got a kick in the Brexit
It's jist Berlin' roon' and roon'
I'm only a Scottie wee expat lad
A polyglot a' at sea
But I'm bettin' on Nicola's "Sexit"
Fur Europe belongs tae me